October 2010
26 posts
She’s so hot she’s making me sexist… bitch.
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I feel that the way you play The Sims directly...
usuallycrazy:
Rachel: My Sims always had nice houses, but all their friends died because I killed them. Usually I had them have one significant other and they’d get their social needs by fucking before they went to bed. No other interactions. It’s how I wish to live my life.
Me: It’s not fucking, Rachel. It’s Woo-Hooing. And before The Sims 2, it was Playing in Bed. You...
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the Tosh.0 thats on right now is too relevant to my day
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quesojust asked: Whats your major?
Now he decides that its not bed time anymore, that’s not fair, I already had my period over this.
I understand
that i may not have the best sleep pattern, and perhaps I like to go to bed a bit too late, but at 7:54 is a bit early to decide you’re going to bed and make your roommate be silent for the rest of the night.
I even mentioned to Andrew that after I got back I wanted to clean and rearrange my side of the room.
Fucking faggot
Masterplan
deadlypotato:
I’m going to have multiple kids
and when they’re way too young to be indoctrinated, I’m going to assign them all different religions
I’ll speak privately to each of them and tell them about different Gods.
When the kids get together to play, one day they’ll fight over who’s right and they’ll kill each other in an attempt to avoid hell.
“I just want to tell you guys, I’m hung like a light switch.”
– Benjamin Capen
Watch
well fuck
I don’t ever want to get to a point in life, where I can google myself, and actually get decent results.
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today was not “The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything”
Despite the Gorillaz concert being absolutely fucking amazing this week just sucks
after a bad week, today has been a horrible day, that got worse
