August 2010
15 posts
So my roommates friend
was all up in my business today, telling me that I’m a bad driver. I very kindly reminded him that he didn’t have a car because he totaled it and I let him come along to get a cell phone charger and pillows. Seriously, how the fuck do you forget either of those things. I forgot one thing I’ve noticed so far, my drum stool. How do you forget pillows, or a phone charger. Then...
Aug 31st
Hell Yes
Aug 30th
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Aug 27th
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Aug 25th
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Futurama: Jurrasic Bark
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 19th
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For future reference:
the exhaust of a newish Ford F-250 is placed so that when next to one, the majority of the exhaust comes into my window.
Aug 12th
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Aug 11th
Aug 9th
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Miracles all up in this bitch
Sharpie creates a liquid pencil that is erasable for 72 hours then becomes permanent.
Aug 9th
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I may not be a
genius but, “The summer of 1967 is known as the Summer of Love (The Beatles, hippies, Woodstock, etc). I think the summer of 2010 will be remembered as the Summer of Spain.” http://www.chess.com/article/view/habla-espanol The summer of 1967 is known as the Summer of Love…Woodstock… I don’t know about that
Aug 9th
Futurama: Jurrasic Bark
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Aug 6th
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Tonight...
I jumped a black guy at Olive Garden.
Aug 6th
Aug 2nd
The Triceratops Never Existed
Scientists are saying that the Triceratops dinosaur—you know, the three horned one—was actually a juvenile form of a Torosaurus, the three horned dinosaur you don’t know. Apparently, dinosaurs’ skulls can shape-shift. [source] - Casey Chan Dear scientists, Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed. Just leave my childhood alone, okay.
Aug 1st
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