April 2011
34 posts
funnyordie:
Goldblum at Coachella
Jeff Goldblum was the only late add at Coachella, and he showed the audience why he needed to be headlining at least one of the nights.
Yesterday I discovered the equal parts milk and Mountain Dew made for tasty carbonated citrus milk, now I’m discovering I was wrong.
Life Through My Eyes: Word Fun →
optimisticyet:
The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:
8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
Wait, so is there an actual chasm, or gulf, or is it a joke?
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If given the choice between watching Doctor Who or breathing. Well, at least I’d die, happy, or scared, depending on the episode.
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People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but...
– The Doctor
Justin
uglymonkey87:
[10:53:37 PM] Justin Golden: you’re talking like we are married
[10:53:48 PM] Justin Golden: we’re not married
[10:53:54 PM] Anthony Bamrick: dude were kinda married
[10:54:11 PM] Justin Golden: i dont know my line
[10:54:16 PM] Anthony Bamrick: I know i love it
[10:54:19 PM] Anthony Bamrick: lol
[10:54:24 PM] Justin Golden:...
I think my computer just died
Cowboys & Aliens
How could it not be? Daniel Craig - British Awesome
Harrison Ford - Classic Awesome
Sam Rockwell - Awesome Awesome
Olivia Wilde - Hot Awesome
Jon Favreau - Has directed good movies before
TRONS
Five Discs
Two Movies
yes
WOOT OFF