The last time I saw you Your pretty hair was red But today I see you’ve got Black hair on your head
likedrinkingpoison: mymiserylovesyourcompany: Falling temporarily in love with people on public transportation This is more relevant to my life than it should be.
You should always be ashamed of who you are
This doesn’t even feel like real life
Blunderbuss is out
That instagram picture of something I could have just googled, along with this .gif ought to capture all of my excite(and white).
All things Jack White please. I just love Jack White too much.
usuallycrazy replied to your post: I’d never had a dream where I died before Of embarrassing ways to die, a Chef Boyardee can to the head has gotta be pretty bad. Well that just made a fracture, it wasn’t until the g-forces of the roller coaster that it exploded.
I'd never had a dream where I died before
but the other night I had a dream where you died. We were at Busch Gardens in Florida, and someone threw a can of Chef Boyardee at your head, so you had a small fracture in your skill. You wouldn’t listen to me though, so you still came on Montu with me, and then your head just exploded all over me, and it was so bad. Then last night I had a dream where I drowned. It was so awful. I was...
I don’t like that I like how nice it is out today. It feels like summer, and I’m not supposed to like summer.
Instead of trying to create real people and what they’re doing, let’s turn it...– Chris deFaria on Gravity This just got so much cooler. Soooooo much cooler.
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!
It's so windy today
that I can’t help but think[[MORE]]how cool a cape would look.
Sofía Vergara has been in more commercials tonight than sketches.
They call themselves ‘fiscal conservatives’, and they’re spending a trillion...– Ron Paul (via laliberty)
I think I get why people drink now. And I probably shouldn’t have driven home.
Miguel held the cock firmly with both hands, somewhat in the manner that a...– from The Day of the Locust by Nathaniel West
He expressed some of his desire by a grunt. If only he had the courage to throw...– from The Day of the Locust by Nathaniel West. Gosh that got dark fast.
Jack White - Sixteen Saltines What the fuck?
I got an essay back from my English professor today and within the page and a half of criticism there was this little gem. It’s clear you have no concept of English grammer and unless you address that deficiency it will seriously undermine whatever might otherwise accrue from having a piece of paper with the letter “B.A.” I’m not crying No, I’m not crying And if I am...
There’s just this little bit in Moon where Sam tracks how he is doing by drawing smiley faces on the wall of the shower, from which I got the idea to track in a similar manner how I felt for a month. Firstly, I learned that I’m absolutely dreadful at managing to go about this each day, for a short while I was able to, but then I just got so behind that I had to modify my plan, so I...